cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

(Source: 69shadesofgray, via fake-mermaid)

"what the fffffffffffffffheck"
- me trying to be more family friendly (via gnarly)

(Source: pfghhh, via screw-happilyeverafter)